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Posted by Tom on 2011-07-09 16:49

I think your script for creating fake developers is broken - is she called Laura, Lucy or Sophie?

Also: please stop emailing me.

With all due respect,



From: Some Spamtard []
Sent: 06 July 2011 19:54
To: Tom Milsom
Subject: Laura Atherton - .NET Developer – Available For Permanent Work

Hi Tom

I'd like to make you aware of an exemplary .NET Developer who is currently seeking employment in your area. Below is a summary of her CV:


*Lucy has 4 years' commercial development experience. Her skill set includes: .NET 3.5 / 4.0, C#, ASP.NET (MVC and Web Forms), WCF, SQL Server 2008, LINQ, Agile, Scrum, Kanban, Lean, Castle Windsor, TDD, BDD, NUnit, Rhino Mocks, NHibernate and Subversion.
*She has a strong track record of delivering enterprise level projects.
*Her industry experience includes broadcasting (ITV) and e-commerce (


*BSc Computer Science - University College London - 1st Class.
*4 A-Levels: Maths (A), Further Maths (A), Physics (A) and English (A).


*Sophie's interests include blogging and horse riding.
*She is available at 4 weeks' notice.
*Her current salary is £33k.
*Her salary expectations are: £34k+

I wanted to establish if you have any open positions that Laura might be suitable for? Should you require additional details on Laura please don't hesitate to contact me. Apologies in advance if you aren't the correct person to contact; if this is the case can you please advise me who is?

Thank you

Some Spamtard
Weaksauce Recruitment